Stephen Colbert Memorial Bridge
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WHEREAS Comedy Central Anchorperson Stephen Colbert (hereinafter THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS) has been selected by internet voters (hereinafter THE ADORING MASSES) as the namesake of a Hungarian bridge,
WHEREAS the Hungarian Ambassador to the United States of America added the following stipulations to be met prior to the assigning of the bridge's most right and glorious name:
i) THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS must speak fluent Hungarian,
ii) THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS must be dead,
BE IT RESOLVED that we ask THE ADORING MASSES to swiftly and forcefully teach THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS Hungarian and promptly kill him upon attaining fluency in the aforementioned language.
WHEREAS the Hungarian Ambassador to the United States of America added the following stipulations to be met prior to the assigning of the bridge's most right and glorious name:
i) THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS must speak fluent Hungarian,
ii) THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS must be dead,
BE IT RESOLVED that we ask THE ADORING MASSES to swiftly and forcefully teach THE CHAMPION OF TRUTHINESS Hungarian and promptly kill him upon attaining fluency in the aforementioned language.
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Claudette Noble
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Stephen Colbert's Adoring Fans & Other Concerned Citizens
Stephen Colbert's Adoring Fans & Other Concerned Citizens
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