Taco Bell: Increase the hotness of your fire sauce
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Fire Sauce is the cornerstone of every great dish! We use it on tacos, burritos, cup noodles, chicken nuggets, hamburgers, hotdogs, sausagedogs and pizza, however, it is not hot enough!
We propose you change the name of your current Fire Sauce to something more appropiate ("Hotter" would suffice) and create a new, re-engineered Fire Sauce that will give the name justice. We're not talking about "Louisiana Hot" either -- the pain which is inflicted from the new sauce should be close to being bit by a shark, or chewing up 3 jellyfish. Tears should be a byproduct of this new sauce.
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