The Anti-Shadow
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I'd just like to see how many people would actually like to see Shadow go for ever and ever. He's destroying the Sonic series! At almost every Sonic forum i go to, there is always a page to do with a game, and 9/10 of the topics have the word "Shadow" in them. Sonic earned his place in. our hearts. He's been out for 14 years and had to earn his respect. Shadow only came into the Sonic series a few years ago, and immiedietly gets all the respect. The only reason people like him is because he is an angst! I'm ashamed to be a Sonic fan nowadays! The reason? Because most Sonic fans my age think Shadow is the greatest, meaning people see me as the same. Here are some reasons that i've seen people say to tell us how "cool" Shadow is;
"SHADOW PWNS ALL!"
PWNS = Poofy Wankers Never Shag
God, thats not even a reason for fuck sake!
"SHADOW CAN TELEPORT!"
Jesus Christ! He's not the only one you know.
"SHADOW RULES CAUSE HE WAS THE FIRST SONIC CHARACTER TO HAVE A GUN"
*Cough* *Cough* Fang *Cough *Cough*
Theres so many of these, and it's driving me insane!
And the big one........whilest scambering through a Sonic forum, i saw a Sonic Gems Collection topic. Within it, i saw the most horrific sentances in the world of Sonic.
"Shadow is cooler than Sonic, he should get his own collection."
"Cant wait to play as Shadow in Sonic the Fighters"
"Someone should make a Sonic CD hack that allows you to play as Shadow. Afterall, he was the first Sonic character to use time travel."
"Who cares about Streets of Rage and Bonanza Brothers not being in the game! I've never heard of them before, therefore they suck! THey should put a Shadow game in its place."
That last one was indeed the worst.
I can only hope that someday, Shadow dies for good! For the sake of us smart Sonic fans who arent Shadow fans, get rid of Shadow!!!!!1
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