The Ban AOL from the Internet

Hows many times have you just sat there saying to yourself "Man I hate AOL!"? I've known people that don't even have AOL do that. It's a plague, a monster, and it's been holding back the internet since anywhere from the late 80's to the early 90's. In fact, do you, or does anyone you know that has AOL actually enjoy it besides 12-year-olds and old people? There's only one solution, and that is to ban AOL form the internet. Yes, BAN AOL from the internet. We'll need many signatures to fulfill this quest, because everyone knows internet petitions make a whole lot of difference. While we're at it, let's ban noobs and 12-year-olds and any combination of the two from the internet as well.

Signed,
Disgruntled and without anything better to do in Eastern Iowa