The Dark Knight's Return?

The Dark Knight (TDK) has been going through a tough time. She feels that SBMania people has been ignoring her; in her words:
"By recognise, I meant no one seems to actually be my friend on here. They'll be nice to me, every now and again, but I only have, what, 4 friends. I'm not, like actually known, even though I've been here longer than about half of the people here.
I'm like member 730 here, there's 1513, and I feel unnoticed."
So what does she do? She leaves. Goes. Vamooses. Bye-bye. Ciao. So long. Farewell. Boom.

The only problem is...
NO ONE WANTS HER TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We, the undersigned, would like ---
no. If we would like, it means it's half-hearted. We practically BEG The Dark Knight to come back to SBMania. She's given a lot to this forum, and contrary to belief, it doesn't go unnoticed. It's just that some members don't bother to whip up a reply... not naming names here!
Even if it's only as a Friend of SBM, without TDK's presence things will only go downhill. Who will be TTS's ramen buddy? Who will comfort snellie in a hard time. Who will again be the champion of the RPG game?
Please, TDK, for the love of ramen... come back!!!