THE KEEP BRITTANY SMITH IN WISCONSIN

OUR MANTRA
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TO KEEP BRITTANY SMITH IN WISCONSIN AND OUT OF TEXAS.
SHE WANTS TO MOVE THERE.
HER REASON? SHE "DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE."
LET'S GIVER HER A REASON TO STAY.

THE BADGER STATE > THE LONE STAR STATE.
PLUS OUR FLAG IS COOLER.

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REASONS
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1.BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN TEXAS. FOR INSTANCE:
A. Illegal Immigration.
B. Drug Trafficking from Mexico
C. The Alamo (IT HAS NO BASEMENT!)
D. Armadillos (ew)

2. IF BRITTANY LEAVES WE WONT BE ABLE TO :
A. Use her trampoline.
B. Use her scooters.
C. Play Xbox (SPECIFICALLY GRAND THEFT AUTO) with her brother.

3. WISCONSIN LACKS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE AS IT IS.

4. I WILL PERSONALLY CRUSH A PUPPY'S HEAD WITH MY HANDS FOR EVERY DAY
BRITTANY IS NOT WISCONSIN AND/OR IS
A. In Texas.
B. Flying To/From Texas.
C. Thinking about Texas.

HOW TO STOP HER FROM LEAVING
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In an AOL Instant Messenger Conversation, at 12:03:59 AM on Tuesday, August 29th, Brittany Anne Smith stated that she would stay in Wisconsin if 500 people were to sign a petition.

jmackkkkkkkkkkkk: stayyyy
br1tt4nyyyy: thats what im hearing
br1tt4nyyyy: if you get 500 people to sing a petition then i will

This is our goal.
500 petition signatures from 500 different people.

Even if you dont know her,please sign the fucking thing.
I'll gut a bitch if the need be.

P.S. SORRY FOR THE CAPS (not really lolz)

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 100

Latest Signatures

6 July 2015

50. Jessica M | I support this petition

24 June 2015

49. Angela Akaf | OMG BRITTY!! you cant go to texas you freakin jerk! i still have the flounder you made me on my wall!! mermaidz4lyfe. loveyouu!

16 May 2015

48. Steph N | I support this petition

28 April 2015

47. Anna Bethm | I support this petition

9 April 2015

46. Samuel Lj | BRITTANY, DON'T LEAVE YOUR FRIEND colin ALONE IN WISCONSIN. PICK HIM UP AND GO SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!

2 April 2015

45. Eileen White | i love you brinney smiff don't leave meeeeeeeeee

14 February 2015

44. Leah A | Stay here i love you.

11 February 2015

43. Claire Archer | I support this petition

28 November 2014

42. Lennie Shepherd | i dont know you but stay!

1 November 2014

41. Piers M | I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE BRI BRI, AND UNTIL THEN YOU CANT GO ANYWHERE!!!!

5 October 2014

40. Joshua Josephm | If you dont stay ill seriously kill those puppies, that was not an empty threat.

3 October 2014

39. Danny Huang | i really need to learn tripple backflips so i can win the x games. plus i wanna "tech bike" with you brittany.

25 July 2014

38. Jordan Schwartz | texas is fat.

17 July 2014

37. Andy K | I support this petition

14 July 2014

36. Alex C | I support this petition

27 June 2014

35. Jk | WHAT!?!?

4 June 2014

34. Kristofer Hodges | everything is not bigger and better in texas

19 May 2014

33. Mat S | DONT LEAVE!

3 May 2014

32. Caitlin Trujillo | I wouldn't be able to really meet you if you moved to TX

25 April 2014

31. Lacey D | В

15 April 2014

30. Andy M | Brittany better stay in wisconsin, or im gonna be very pissed

1 April 2014

29. Justin W | brittany smith....more like TEXASSS

16 March 2014

28. Emily K | do it for Lolly

1 March 2014

27. Soothin M | If Brittany leaves I will have sex with dead animals... Please leave Brittany I want to have sex with dead animals

7 February 2014

26. Jen Burch | I support this petition

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By: Chelsea Finley

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Petition target:
Brittany Anne Smith