The Make Chris Nordman Add Myspace Comments or Get off The Interweb
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We, the undersigned, believe that Christopher's reign of ignorance should end immediately as he should take advantage of his status as a member of myspace, and the internet itself, and let people who do not have the pleasure of being graced with his company each and every day, know how he is.
Not taking advantage of this simple opportunity defies what the internet was created for. We believe Al Gore would be turning in his grave if he were dead because not only does this contradict why one would join myspace in the first place; this is just un-american. And even worse he blames his incapability to add comments on having "too much to do."
We the undersigned are sick of the bullshit rampant in Christopher's everyday speak and believe he should be forbidden from using the internet until he can post a simple "I'm ded mon" on someones page. Either limited internet usage or castration. We'll let him decided when that times comes.
Add comments Christophen W. Nordman. Or else the terrorists have won.
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