The Redundant Petition to Out the Submitter

We the people of Fark, and more specifically its subsidiary TotalFark, and, even more specifically, TotalFark Discussions, wish to petition our benevolent ruler, the amazing Drew Curtis, to include a button within the confines of our threads. Said button would be appropriately labeled "Out the Submitter."

We at TotalFark Discussions appreciate our anonymity and the powers it entrusts unto us. Unfortunately there are a number of people who abuse this power by submitting threads like "Do Fat Girls Really Need Lovin' Too?" and "How do you wipe your ass?" A button labeled "Out the Submitter" would tally the votes of viewers to the page. If they want to know who submitted a headline, they would need to get a 50\% vote to do so, in which case it would be passed along to a moderator who would view the thread and decide if it would be a good idea. If submitter is in danger of being murdered upon revelation of his identity, the moderator can deny the appeal.

In the eternal pursuit of bacon, beer, and BIE, it is sometimes necessary to rush those doors of freedom and knock them down, even if it results in the stampeding death of a temporary agent of reason. Tardmitter is that agent, and his anonymity is a set of sliding doors preventing us from our super cheap deals of bacon, beer, and BIE.