The wisdom of Bill, a light for the world

We, the lucky souls who have been touched by the truth and light of Bill's wisdom, firmly believe that Bill is only qualified candidate for the position of President of the United States, and also Secretariat General of the United Nations. Only Bill can guide the people of the world with his pure and uncorrupted knowledge. Bill is akin to the the great philosopher king spoken of by the great minds of Socrates and Plato, a person that seeks only for the bring to pass of justice. With Bill as a leader of the United States of America and the World in which we live, no longer must we toil with the horrors of wars, famines, racism, and unhealthy breakfast cereals. The signees of this sacred petition request that he who is known as Bill immediately be enstated into the formentioned positions. Thank you, and may the wisdom of Bill guide us all.