West Could Be Cool if he Tried

We, the undersigned, believe that Michael J. West, should stop being such a nancy-boy and stay at Frett's through Sunday. As he did not learn his lesson from NYE, he needs to realize that another Loyola reunion is the gayest thing we could imagine, and he should enjoy a day of drinking, bowling, and dog racing with us...rather than a night of watching TV with Lahey and Corby where they sit around and slap each other off talking about how much New Trier sucks and how sweet their 4th grade baseball team was. We'll even all wear button downs and khakis so you don't get homesick for Loyola.