A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley
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We demand that twice nightly Richard Whiteley, the king of daytime television, receive a knighthood.
This man is a jewel in the crown of British culture. His contribution to the world of fashion over the last twenty years has been legendary and his puns are breathtaking in their wit and perception.
In these troubled times we need to recognize our heroes and there is no one more deserving of a knighthood than the heroic and valiant Sir Richard Whiteley.
This man is a jewel in the crown of British culture. His contribution to the world of fashion over the last twenty years has been legendary and his puns are breathtaking in their wit and perception.
In these troubled times we need to recognize our heroes and there is no one more deserving of a knighthood than the heroic and valiant Sir Richard Whiteley.
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Goal
500 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
11 January 2016
500.
Michael J
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Hello. Me again! Can someone quickly explain to me why The Jackson Five were nicknamed The Rolling Stones?
9 January 2016
499.
John G
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There's nothing left to knight. Dig him up and we'll see. I'll bring what I've dug up round to your house without telling you it's Richard Whiteley and we'll see if your first reaction is "Give that mother a Knighthood!" It won't be - it will be "Mmm, lun
24 December 2015
498.
Sober S
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I want Richard Whiteley to receive a Knighthood. That's my sole motivation here. I don't know who you are or why you are here, so to me that says it's very unlikely that we're the same person.
7 December 2015
23 November 2015
496.
Colin Herring
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When they changed the time of Countdown, it almost was the knight! (night that is. But it wasn't as it was 3:15pm but that shouldn't detract from a worthy knighthood award deserved by him).
21 November 2015
495.
Pauline Bh
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And so a milestone has passed. When I originally wrote my first post on here supporting this petition I was still clinging to the vain hope that dear Richard would pull through and be back behind the desk for another series of Countdown. Sadly not. But on
16 November 2015
494.
Otto A
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There's a rumour that they'll be reanimating Richard's corpse for the Royal wedding, as Prince William didn't know he'd died when he sent out the invitations. It would be a waste of the technology involved if the Queen didn't also take the opportunity to
12 November 2015
493.
Sir Brucef
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Hey y'all, I'm just checkin' in to see what's going down here with all the knighthood talk brothers! Peace out.
17 October 2015
7 October 2015
26 September 2015
14 September 2015
489.
Tony B
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Give Richard a Knighthood? I could have done that a while back but none of you gave me any money.
13 September 2015
11 September 2015
9 September 2015
486.
Osama Binl
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AV referendum coming up! First choice - Richard Whiteley to get a Knighthood. Second choice - yes to AV. Third choice - no to AV. Fourth choice - me not being killed already.
8 September 2015
485.
Eric K
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One hundred and Eighty! Yes, that's another bullseye for the greatest darts player of all time, Rick Ytlee. Eat your heart out Phil Taylor (well, you probably will given that you're probably going to have a massie heart attack from overeating but that's b
7 September 2015
28 August 2015
6 August 2015
1 August 2015
481.
Marglet Waters
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Not that interesting though. Geese are easy to obtain. In France we have to fight to the death for our equivalent. The head on a spike is the Knighthood. Sure, these can be obtained in other ways but not legally and you might lose both your heads. This is
31 July 2015
480.
The Magickalg
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I'm the Magickal Gasman. I come by, read your meter, then do a few card tricks. Sue me! (please paint Richard's hood white.)
21 July 2015
479.
Allan S
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I remember when I first appeared on Countdown. I was generally seen by the nation as some sort of God and was expected to become a Knight myself. It still hasn't happened, which is something I find very baffling, especially considering that I am probably
7 July 2015
1 July 2015
477.
Carl M
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No, Robin. That's not right. Some perfectly reasonable Northern Irish guy came on as a contestant and Richard just decided to mock him for the next six months. You must have missed the crucial episode.
29 June 2015
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