A Petition For the Eradication of Kaiser Chiefs Frontman Richard Wilson's Unflattering New Beard
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If you are a fan of (and you quite likely are, seeing as you managed to find this petition in the first place) the Leeds-based rock fivepiece Kaiser Chiefs, you will have quite possibly seen some of their recent television appearances. And in said television appearances you will have no doubt noticed the emergence of a beard upon the jawline of singer Ricky Wilson.
First understand that I am a reasonable person and not opposed to beards as a race - some men can look quite wonderful with them. I am, however, opposed to this beard, as it makes the once-lovely Ricky appear a) old, b) unkempt and c) a bit like Brian McFadden. Combined with his recent loss of fluffiness in the hair department, Ricky's beard has sent fans everywhere into a state of mad panic and heartbreak and therefore must be eradicated as soon as humanly possible.
My original plan to combat this was to take Ricky's tambourine hostage until he agreed to shave. However, I decided that this handy petition was a far kinder idea that involved less work for me and my fellow female fans (who all have very busy, fulfilling and meaningful lives, honest!). So sign today and help us restore Ricky's face to the thing of clean-shaven beauty it once was. Thankyou.
First understand that I am a reasonable person and not opposed to beards as a race - some men can look quite wonderful with them. I am, however, opposed to this beard, as it makes the once-lovely Ricky appear a) old, b) unkempt and c) a bit like Brian McFadden. Combined with his recent loss of fluffiness in the hair department, Ricky's beard has sent fans everywhere into a state of mad panic and heartbreak and therefore must be eradicated as soon as humanly possible.
My original plan to combat this was to take Ricky's tambourine hostage until he agreed to shave. However, I decided that this handy petition was a far kinder idea that involved less work for me and my fellow female fans (who all have very busy, fulfilling and meaningful lives, honest!). So sign today and help us restore Ricky's face to the thing of clean-shaven beauty it once was. Thankyou.
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100 signatures
Goal: 100
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92.
Kylie Donovan
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Everytime i see that bad i scream from shock! Please make it go away, this cannot be good for my health!
88.
Christine Ayala
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GET RID OF THAT BEARD!!! Please you're starting to look like Brian McFadden ...
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Lauren Freeman
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thank god there are others who feel the same way about this. it's like alex k all over again.
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