Alex Kapranos's Late Fringe
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If you aware of the Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, you may also be aware of their lead singer's late fringe. The fringe of Alexander Kapranos symbolised a great many things to his fans - freedom, truth, beauty, justice - and he also had to push it attractively out of his eyes in order to see. We liked that.
However, it has come to our attention that the much beloved fringe of Mr Kapranos has been cruelly taken from his forehead, to be replaced with a haircut that enables him to see. We find this upsetting, shocking, infuriating and a variety of other words that end in "ing".
We have decided that it is necessary to start up this petition, asking for Mr Kapranos to kindly grow his fringe back, so that freedom, truth, beauty, justice and hair-flipping are restored to mankind.
However, it has come to our attention that the much beloved fringe of Mr Kapranos has been cruelly taken from his forehead, to be replaced with a haircut that enables him to see. We find this upsetting, shocking, infuriating and a variety of other words that end in "ing".
We have decided that it is necessary to start up this petition, asking for Mr Kapranos to kindly grow his fringe back, so that freedom, truth, beauty, justice and hair-flipping are restored to mankind.
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Goal: 5,000
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11 February 2016
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Ioana I
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im hopeless, franz would never come to romania.... people here listen to 50 cent&co.... nobody shares my passion....fringe or no fringe, I wish alex was my English teacher!
27 January 2016
25 January 2016
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Chris C
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Holy Smokes. I like both of the hair cuts actually. But I find this petition so cool and humoruos that I just gotta sign it! So Mr. Kapranos, grow your hair back!!
23 January 2016
21 January 2016
992.
Jules Harvey
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Bring back the fringe! I know its aobut the music but the fringe was just rather nice. Is there a petition to get Bob to have a shave too?
19 January 2016
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28 December 2015
986.
James B
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Let the fringe re-grow... and be a good example to Scotsmen everywhere (mostly Scotland)
18 December 2015
14 December 2015
984.
Nicki Soto
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I don't mind the hair cut Alex has now, but I must say, the fringe is greatly missed. :)
13 December 2015
7 December 2015
6 December 2015
6 December 2015
29 November 2015
979.
Scott A
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The fringe was a style icon of 2004! Now he looks more like a neo-Nazi (and a bit more like me!). Grow the fringe back!
21 November 2015
978.
Spee M
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Alex, you are beauty in a box no matter what sits atop your nicely-shaped head. However, seeing as I am morally opposed to Nazis, your hair now offends me in a big way. You're still a superfox, though. Except for the hair. But hair grows, therefore your o
21 November 2015
20 November 2015
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