Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
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We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept as our current world leaders). Please, citizens of earth, sign this position to make Blinkie a king. He promises free Spam for everybody, a shrunken head in every pot, and a three-dollar prostitute in every hotel room! GO BLINKIE!
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Goal
248 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
23 December 2015
248.
Jonesy Nicholson
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i m th crzy lzy typer no vowels!!!
Do you like Spam?
the meat or the cheese?
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
blankets 4 everybody!!!!
Can I have a dollar?
no, i am poor and o so cold
18 December 2015
247.
John S
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BLINKI! BLINKIE! BLINKIE!
Do you like Spam?
I like blowing up spam....does that count?
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
no no no, what can I do for Blinkie?
Can I have a dollar?
sure....whatever
18 December 2015
246.
Peter K
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WOOT!!!!!!WEWT!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like Spam?
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
WEWT!!!!!!!!!!
Can I have a dollar?
Maybe...
13 November 2015
6 November 2015
244.
Kellie Hardy
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better than George Bush? Couldn't be...
Do you like Spam?
no
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
I want free stuff
Can I have a dollar?
umm.. kay
30 September 2015
243.
Poppinfresh M
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Go Blinkie! Go Blinkie! Go, go, go Blinkie!
Do you like Spam?
Yes! It tastes like your mom!
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
hahahahahaha... wink ;)
Can I have a dollar?
Sure!
18 September 2015
242.
Lauraine Iabsolutelyagreewiththispetitionalsoitisadisgustingtravestytoevencontemplateasocalledpalestinianterroriststateexistingnexttoi
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PLEASE: Sign the Petition for International Investigation Committee on Yasser Arafat and his co-conspirators for Crimes of Genocide and Crimes Against Humanity : http://www.petitiononline.com/770MN1/petition.html ---ALSO: Sign the Petition for A Call For
17 September 2015
241.
Joshua Cook
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good idea
Do you like Spam?
no
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
Make me some better waffles.
Can I have a dollar?
no
15 July 2015
240.
Mick C
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no, my left shoe!!
Do you like Spam?
only if fried
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
tell me i'm a naughty boy
Can I have a dollar?
if you spank me!!
27 June 2015
239.
Larzz Mcneil
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All hail Blinkie!!!
Do you like Spam?
of course not
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
tie my shoes
Can I have a dollar?
No. Can I?
9 June 2015
238.
Please Readandd
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The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with Sharon and promised 'Peace and security'. President Bush spoke on Israeli TV that the expulsion of Jews
28 April 2015
237.
Your M
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my RIGHT shoe should be king of the world
Do you like Spam?
maaaaaaaaybe
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
to go home
Can I have a dollar?
NO my dollar!
26 April 2015
236.
Maria C
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this is weird... but you already know that...
Do you like Spam?
fried and on toast, yes
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
kill Cliff Richard, outlaw christianity, and beat Tony Blair to death with a shoe
Can I have a dollar?
no, im skinter than a
18 April 2015
6 April 2015
234.
Rhystahlee Berger
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ALL HAIL BLINKEY AND HIS GLORIOUS PLANS!
Do you like Spam?
Yes, I love spam
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
Blinkie, if elected King of the World, could give all republicans like me a years supply of Spam
Can I have a dollar?
Yes, you can have
1 April 2015
233.
Matt Diaz
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Blinkie rocks!
Do you like Spam?
mmm
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
everything!
Can I have a dollar?
yes please
27 March 2015
20 March 2015
23 December 2014
230.
Hatty Kirstenkirstyandf
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I think someone is asking for their colon irrigated
Do you like Spam?
Hatty says: yes. Everyone else: no
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
Join the Anti Jorgen(and to a lesser extent frank)clan
Can I have a dollar?
Sure, whats the harm in giving
3 November 2014
229.
Bonfire S
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thank you sir may i have another?
Do you like Spam?
only the spamiest
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
give me some cake and the occasional ass sucking
Can I have a dollar?
if you make me giggle like a 5 and 1/2 year old school girl
26 October 2014
228.
Cindy Faulkner
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you stink
Do you like Spam?
no
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
Make me famous
Can I have a dollar?
Yes
23 October 2014
17 October 2014
226.
Gary C
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who?
Do you like Spam?
as a lubricant
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
tie die my hair
Can I have a dollar?
only if i could have one too
25 August 2014
225.
Anthony Doyle
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I like you.
Do you like Spam?
i like YOU!
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
oh kiss me...please kiss me
Can I have a dollar?
sure ::hands him a dollar::....now u give me one!
25 August 2014
224.
Sheik Mullahmullahhazemh
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BSV!!! I am William Penn!! www.geocities.com/theswamp26
Do you like Spam?
with MSG added only
What would you like Blinkie to do for you?
ah-hem
Can I have a dollar?
you may have a euro.
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