Ban Donkey Porn
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This petition is aimed at the usage of donkey porn innuendos used in your films.
We cannot recall the last adult feature movie that did not contain the term, "f*ck my ass." As a nation of donkey fans, we will begin to boycott any and all future films that contain the above term. Donkey's have rights too. If the donkey in question feels the need to become subject of Mr. Pornstar's tool, let it be at their own will, not the will of the sultry mistress featured in your movies.
When we first learned of the donkey porn references in your movies, we looked the other way, and assumed it was just a fad that would phase out. But after years and years of continually watching your films, the comments have ceased to stop.
This is where we stand up and demand our voices be heard.
We demand that all future releases drop the donkey porn references immediately. We feel our demands can be met quite easily with the simple phrase, "do my cornhole." We also ask that any re-releases be overdubbed with the new phrase to avoid any further donkey repression.
Thank you for hearing our voices.
We cannot recall the last adult feature movie that did not contain the term, "f*ck my ass." As a nation of donkey fans, we will begin to boycott any and all future films that contain the above term. Donkey's have rights too. If the donkey in question feels the need to become subject of Mr. Pornstar's tool, let it be at their own will, not the will of the sultry mistress featured in your movies.
When we first learned of the donkey porn references in your movies, we looked the other way, and assumed it was just a fad that would phase out. But after years and years of continually watching your films, the comments have ceased to stop.
This is where we stand up and demand our voices be heard.
We demand that all future releases drop the donkey porn references immediately. We feel our demands can be met quite easily with the simple phrase, "do my cornhole." We also ask that any re-releases be overdubbed with the new phrase to avoid any further donkey repression.
Thank you for hearing our voices.
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Jimbo N
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pretty funny that some of these folks fail to get the joke and think that donkeys r actually gettin it hahahaha
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Rhoda Vb
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Jeebus (a Vietnamese revolutionary related to Praesident Pham v. Dong via the Merovingian Linie)- deprove {day-proove} of all kinds donkey porn and dayroom roompus.
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Addict Chambers
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C'mon, about the only thing I can fit in my mammoth puss these days IS a donkey cock! I NEED that donkey cock!
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