Ban Rob's Fraggle Rock Ringtone

Fraggle Rock, although I am assured is a great show, the ringtone itself, is excessively annoying. And kinda gay. I'm sorry sweetie, but it has to go.

Here is my case for the persecution and removal of the tone itself.

* Imagine if Rob is trying to score with hot chicks, then suddenly, his phone rings! The girls may be put off by his crap ringtone and leave.
(I understand this shouldn't matter as Rob has a girlfriend, but still..)
* Rob is a fairly popular guy, and his phone rings a lot. The irritation this will cause for anyone (me) will eventually become to much and I will end up brutally beating Rob with a novelty minature trumpet, leaving him mentally retarded.
* The tone, being that of a child's program of a few decades ago, will undermine Rob's masculinity, and people will assume he's, like, 40, and as he hangs out with teenagers, will therefore leading people to mistakenly believe he is a homosexual peadophile.

If you care about Rob's sex life, reputation, and mental health, please sign this petition. If you don't, sign it anyway, I'll piss him off :D

Thank you.