Bring Back the "Book It" Word Filter

Dear Monsieur/Madmoiselle Rocketpig,

How are you doing today good sir? Hopefully, the answer is well. Enough with the banter, and on to the serious business. This following offseason, you removed word filters from our fine message board at http://www.battleyourtailoff.com. We totally understand the move. I mean, if we saw another bad Kevin Fastey joke I was really, really going to punch ofx right in the nose. And even though Hyannasport Captain Nick Brophy was once a perfect analogy for Miguel Cabrera, this isn't October, 2009 anymore. We've evolved since then. You know how in the B-Sharps episode of The Simpson Apu proclaimed that we need a name that's funny at first but quickly loses its humor each time you hear it? That accurately sums up most word filters.

But there was one word filter that much like Joe Mauer, Summit EPA, and drunken sluts that was truly invaluable to the board. The one that transformed "book it" into "I yearn for him to ravage me sexually." No word filter put a cocksure poster from making a preposterous statement more efficiently.

We, The Undersigned, ask for the reinstatement of this word filter. Not only that, but we also ask you add various versions of this word, such as B.O.O.K.I.T and the like to the list as well. If you don't, we'll literally be drowning in VodkaDave's lame predictions by the July 31st trade deadline, and this is a version of BYTO that I refuse to live with. Can you, so called Rocketpig?

We thought not.