Change Pronunciation of Letter W
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Gosh, I thought, how long-winded for just three letters.
But then it occurred to me...'W' IN ENGLISH IS JUST AS INEFFICIENT!!
Think about it. Pronouncing the letter 'w' takes 3 syllables - 'dub-el-you'. 3 syllables for just a single letter!!!!
The madness must end here. So this is the quest - to change its pronounciation from this 3-syllable monstrosity to, simply, 'wuh'.
That's right, 'wuh'. One syllable instead of three - thus a saving of 2 syllables! My calculations have suggested that around $72.3 trillion will be saved worldwide through the increased efficiency resulting from the change.
Just imagine...when giving someone a web address, instead of using 9 syllables (dub-el-you-dub-el-you-dub-el-you) you will need only 3 - 'wuh, wuh, wuh'.
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