Coalition to reopen Auschwitz

My fellow people, today is a glorious day.

Today we celebrate, as the day we stand together for this courageous decision, but let there be no mistake We face filthy and pig-like challenges like never before. These people are conniving tricksters. But together we can right this ship, and set a course for the coalition to reopen Auschwitz.

The Jews are a people that, without doubt, are of the most untrustworthy and hideous creatures in the world. We want to put an end to their shenanigans, and there is only one way to do this! Do you, my friends, want your wallets and bank accounts in the control of the greediest nation of people that this world has ever seen? No! Do not be fooled by the long locks of their sideburns, their potent scent of latkes, nor by their overgrown mustaches. These people have only wealth in their interests, and can not by any means be trusted. Do not see these people as friends, because surely even the most pious Jew might attempt to get you alone to perform Metzizah B'peh on you or your loved ones! You may one day see a Jew, and find his yarmulke as something adorable, but under this small hat is a mastermind that is attempting to take over the world under our small noses!

My dear people, I sincerely seek from the bottom of my heart your signatures to this petition, as it is the only way to protect the world from sure destruction. Their Messiah is the Anti-Christ, and what is the Anti-Christ without followers? Think of this, comrades, if we take out the followers by introducing them into their natural habitat of Auschwitz, the Anti-Christ will not be able to take over the world!

I want to thank the Jews for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, Hitler, for years of killing the Jewish people.

Arbeit macht frei - Work brings freedom, reheat the coals of Auschwitz.