Convince My Wife to Allow Me to Get a Tattoo!
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For years now I have wanted to get a tattoo on my arm that says:
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It amuses me no-end and would continue to do so for my remainng years on this wonderful planet.
The problem is, my wife is not keen on the idea. We've been together for thirty yeras and I love her more every day. She has said, 'Yes', but the thing is, after all this time I know her well enough to know that what she really means is, 'No'.
And by 'No', what she really means is, 'Over your dead body'.
What Im hoping is, with enough signatures, my beloved will soften and see my dream for what it really is ... not entirely stupid.
Please sign this petition, help me out! It may not change the world, but it will change my arm.
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