Create a CGI World of Warcraft DVD movie

"We" (The undersigned) would like to express our desire for the creators of the WoW (World of Warcraft) game trailer to create a feature length DVD movie with the same exacting quality and attention to detail that was provided by the trailer. We believe that with over 2 million subscribers to World of Warcraft that you have a dedicated audience for this product, and that no less than 2 million copies are already waiting sold in the minds of your current customers around the world.

We hereby also authorize one or more of the following for Ghoulio (and/or other explained below) from the Spirestone Realm:


(i) An expenses paid Extreme Home Makeover (Blizzard Style) for Ghoulio's home in Ohio (Taxes to be paid by Ghoulio).

(ii) A combat ability for all PvP characters that allows them to "punt" Gnomes while in combat with them (must include sound effects and animation).

(iii) Ghoulio (and 5 other characters at his choosing) to be immortalized in this movie adaptation of the game.

(iv) A movie dedication ceremony to be held on the Spirestone Realm.

(v) A series of limited edition puntable lawn Gnomes that look like the characters from WoW. These must also come with instructions on the correct method of punting for all character races.