Free The Party Animals, ASAP!

At FTPA, we greatly believe in Freeing The Party Animals. For too long has the world put us under control. It's time we take back what was originally ours and party like Jebus intended. Even in the beginning, when we used to be cavemen, and women, there were paintings on the walls of us having parties. Beer bongs date back to the early 10000000 BC years. They were made out of dried dingleberries and cree indian female hair. But they mainly used water as they didnt have alcohol yet, but they were already stupid so they thought the water got the job got done. I am a Party Animals Rights Activist and you better sign this petition or Ill go medievel on your hiney.

Sincerely,