GEORGE CARLIN and BILL MAHER for President and Vice President

We the undersigned support the duo of George Carlin and Bill Maher to eventually run for President and Vice President of the United States of America. We beleive this pair would open the minds of a nation asleep and make them aware of the one-party corporate reality of our "democracy." Should this duo ever arise, we shall burst from the shadows and guarantee the sucess of these two men in their bid for the White House. Until these two men run, we will refuse to support the current political system and it's truly pathetic ability to elect compitent officials into office. Should these men choose never to run, we shall carry on their ideals into the next generation and one day reclaim the government from corporate white America and give it to the enlightened minority so that they can rule with reason over the ignorant majority and eventually abolish "politics" as we know them.