Give Philipp His Beanie Back!!!

In January of 2006 I went Camping with John. Since it was very cold, his charming girlfriend (aka Michele) offered me to wear one of John's beanies to keep me warm at night. Being from Germany Ive never owned a beanie before and grew quite fond of it during the next 20 hours of camping. However, after we finished the trip John violently snatched back the beanie and to this day refuses to give it back to me.

So, here are the reasons why you should sign this petition and help me get my beanie back:

- The beanie would help me become more like a Californian.
- The beanie fits me REALLY well, for proof check out my myspace pictures!
- John has hundreds of beanies and could easily part with this one.
- I'm just a little European immigrant who can't afford to buy his own beanie.

So, please sign my heart breaking petition and vote for "GIVE PHILIPP HIS BEANIE BACK!"