God please give me a life
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I am a sad internet geek who spends endless time singing useless petitions to say that HD DVD and Bluray is the dogs man, and the opposition sucks teh balls man. I used to do this in the playground when discussing games consoles.
I would hereby like to petition God to give me a life, so that I may realise that these are just silver data storage devices.
I would also like to petition God to let me feel, just once, the touch of a real woman (in ultra, better than HD, real life format) in order to make myself prioritise things in my life.
I would hereby like to petition God to give me a life, so that I may realise that these are just silver data storage devices.
I would also like to petition God to let me feel, just once, the touch of a real woman (in ultra, better than HD, real life format) in order to make myself prioritise things in my life.
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