Illegal Canadian Wind Immigration
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In recent days, temperatures in the Northern United States have dropped to record lows. The culprit?
Illegal Canadian Wind Immigration.
Our porous northern border MUST be plugged. We can't let the terrorists frostbite our appendages! Plus I hear the marijuana is legal up there so, not only are they freezing us, the wind is giving our children a contact high! Enough, I say!
Clearly there is only one logical solution...windmills. It's simple physics, folks. We must build massive windmills along our northern border to blow the illegal wind back to MooseLand where it belongs.
Please join me in petitioning Congress to allocate $3 trillion dollars towards keeping the United States full of hot air.
Illegal Canadian Wind Immigration.
Our porous northern border MUST be plugged. We can't let the terrorists frostbite our appendages! Plus I hear the marijuana is legal up there so, not only are they freezing us, the wind is giving our children a contact high! Enough, I say!
Clearly there is only one logical solution...windmills. It's simple physics, folks. We must build massive windmills along our northern border to blow the illegal wind back to MooseLand where it belongs.
Please join me in petitioning Congress to allocate $3 trillion dollars towards keeping the United States full of hot air.
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