Lads To Be Deported Or Executed

Im sure that you, like many other people in this country, including myself have seen what is known as a Lad or the female version a Lass, if you have not I envy you, and would like to move near your Lad free haven.



However those who do know what a Lad, Lass or any other name they give themselves will have seen that they look like a Wheres Wally crew, all stripy and dressed the same, speaking their stupid language between themselves ( I can rarely understand their stupid voices and slang ).



I like many have had enough of this, and I am lodging this petition so these people can be removed from this Country, or perhaps this state, we could send them to Tasmania, where I believe inbreeding has caused them to exist.



By signing this petition, you can help end this problem, as they consume our air, food and patience. Please sign the petition so we can concentrate on other important issues, such as getting Chuck Norris a country of his own, and Tabouli for the disadvantaged children of the world.



Thank you for your time, and remember a Lad free world may be only one signature away!