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We the undersigned petitioners hereby call upon Politicians, the Media, Lawyers and any other sub-human life-forms to cease and desist the association of politics and sausage.
It has become popular by the above named persons to associate the methods and means of politics and politicians to the honorable art of sausage-making and its wonderful result; the sausage.
The sausage and the art of sausage-making stands for everything that politics and politicians do not:
Sausage-making stands for not wasting pork or even beef, chicken, venison or many other meats.
Sausage is wonderful, delicious and does not offend anyone. (Except PETA)
Sausage is truly multi-cultural and inclusive.
The art of making sausage and its end result provides sustenance and joy to the masses.
We the undersigned, further demand a retraction of the aforementioned association of the honorable sausage and sausage-making to politics and politicians. Retractions must include an apology and a binding promise to never again to make such associations again, intentionally or not.
It has become popular by the above named persons to associate the methods and means of politics and politicians to the honorable art of sausage-making and its wonderful result; the sausage.
The sausage and the art of sausage-making stands for everything that politics and politicians do not:
Sausage-making stands for not wasting pork or even beef, chicken, venison or many other meats.
Sausage is wonderful, delicious and does not offend anyone. (Except PETA)
Sausage is truly multi-cultural and inclusive.
The art of making sausage and its end result provides sustenance and joy to the masses.
We the undersigned, further demand a retraction of the aforementioned association of the honorable sausage and sausage-making to politics and politicians. Retractions must include an apology and a binding promise to never again to make such associations again, intentionally or not.
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