Michael Benner for Pope
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Dear the Catholic Church.
I have decided to write this petition as I am sick and tired of Catholic Leaders sexually assaulting young boys. I've done some research and found the key to breaking the chain, is where it starts, with the Pope. The only person in the world that could break this awful chain, is Michael Benner.
That is why, I ask you, to sign your name, for the good of us all, sign your name saying you would like to see Michael Benner elected the new pope.
Thank You for your name, when I become Pope, I will make sure to write some commenments which gives you a large sum of money from the idiots that did not sign this petition.
I have decided to write this petition as I am sick and tired of Catholic Leaders sexually assaulting young boys. I've done some research and found the key to breaking the chain, is where it starts, with the Pope. The only person in the world that could break this awful chain, is Michael Benner.
That is why, I ask you, to sign your name, for the good of us all, sign your name saying you would like to see Michael Benner elected the new pope.
Thank You for your name, when I become Pope, I will make sure to write some commenments which gives you a large sum of money from the idiots that did not sign this petition.
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