Paris Hilton's House Arrest at MY House

I am officially proposing that Paris Hilton spend her 40 day house arrest NOT at HER house....but at MINE.

Let's list the amenities, shall we?

-Two stories
-Basic Cable (which will be controlled by me once I get home from work. Paris, I watch A LOT of COPS....like 3 hours worth...EVERYDAY)
-Dirty carpet
-No vacuum
-Two cats
-Two litterboxes
-Two feedings...(mmm the smell of wet cat food)
-No parking
-Loud children within earshot at 7am
-Construction a block away at 9am
-One Bathroom
-Two (occupied) bedrooms, meaning she'll have to sleep on the couch
-Enclosed front patio...that needs to be raked and swept

Now, lest you think this would be a fun adventure for all parties involved, let me assure you...my roommate and I wouldn't be too keen on spending any time with her. We don't HATE her, we just aren't remotely interested in anything she has to bring to the table. (Well, my roommate might hate her, meaning he would constantly pester her for blowjobs or something equally as horrible...) But we would be receptive to her friends and family visiting, although I can't say that I am a very good hostess.