Petition to FARK Moderators to Unbanninate the "In Soviet Russia" Cliche

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We, the undersigned, wish to remind the moderators of the FARK.com website that the banning of unpopular opinions and/or cliches from the public dialogue, is often the first step a democracy can take in the unhappy road towards despotism and tyranny. As such, we prevail upon you to remove any censorship of the cliche: "In Soviet Russia, ______" Although the banning of such a cliche may seem a trivial matter to some, on a fundamental level what we are witnessing here is nothing less than the brutal stifling of free expression on the Internet - a venue that is supposed to give a voice to, not to vilify, those who hold opinions not considered "mainstream" by the general community. If we as citizens do not fight to preserve our freedoms, who else will? Consider that if such freedoms are not protected today, one day our children, or our grandchildren, could grow up in a world where even venturing to post a comment using the words "It's a trap!" might be enough to earn them permanant bannination from FARK.com. Is this the kind of world we wish to bequeath to our offspring? In conclusion, we ask only that the FARK moderators consider the wise words of Thomas Jefferson, who asserted: "Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost." We thank you for your consideration.
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61 signatures
Goal: 10,000
Latest Signatures
21 December 2010
61. N.J. Carter | VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
21 December 2010
60. Soon2BFarker | Banninate all the FARK admins for being stiffies!
21 December 2010
59. Ryan Andersen | FARK FARK MODS!
21 December 2010
58. Gregory Karber | In Soviet Russia, cliche bans Fark!
21 December 2010
57. Sashanna | I, for one, welcome our new cliched overlords.
21 December 2010
56. Huburt Von TInklehorn | boobies, more boobies
21 December 2010
55. Crossbuster | Get rid of all filters against cliches. I have no problem with filtering profanity, but cliches make fark what it is
21 December 2010
54. Poker_Gently | Of all the things they could ban, why ban this?
21 December 2010
53. Christopher M. Lyons | fark username Psychonaut
21 December 2010
52. Yet Another FARK Troll | In Soviet Russia, Stacie Orrico masturbates to YOU!!!
21 December 2010
51. Jon Williams | In Soviet Russia
21 December 2010
50. FarkinFarker | Fark that'n all that Shi7.
21 December 2010
49. Travis Adair | no comment, just signing
21 December 2010
48. yakov smirnoff | Shit that phrase got old after the first 2000000 times. get a life
21 December 2010
47. Roger wilco | no comment
21 December 2010
46. Scrodd | Long live Yakov Smirnov!
21 December 2010
45. jeremy | In soviet russia, petitions sign YOU !!!
21 December 2010
44. MrPlayLoudy | When "Soviet Russia" cliches are outlawed, only cliches will outlaw you. No, wait...
21 December 2010
43. Nelson Love | in soviet russia, cliches ban YOU
21 December 2010
42. Dylan Lewis | A little ironic, dont ya think
21 December 2010
41. Farquare | Ya
21 December 2010
40. ext1jdh | A vote for me is a vote for mediocrity
21 December 2010
39. J-lo Hornstein | Censorship sucks, even on fark
21 December 2010
38. doctor iago | I AM DOCTOR IAGO
21 December 2010
37. Poop McPoop | I poop on your stupid efforts. It's a private site.
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