R YEW FO RAEL!?

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This petition will be the difference between life and death for someone... the general outline is that, the more signatures he recieves, the more likely he is to get laid. At this present moment in time, he's very very bitter due to Valentine's Day coming up and him not having any female companionship and we'd all be highly appreciative if you happen to sign up so he can find a female and do the deed.
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