Save Paris!

To: Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

We respectfully request that you grant a degree of clemency in the case of Paris Whitney Hilton, an American icon and socialite who provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. As such, we are requesting that you reduce her sentence to "house arrest" whereby, Ms. Hilton shall be released to serve the remainder of her sentence in a domestic setting. So that we may help reduce the burden on the California Penal System, we hereby dutifully volunteer OUR house for the purpose of Paris's incarceration. Domestic amenities shall include:


1 Dishwasher
1 Sink full of dirty dishes
1 Stove
Various cooking & cleaning utensils
1 apron
1 Washer/Dryer combo unit
1 Assortment of crotchless underwear
1 Queen-Size Waterbed (shared)
1 Night vision video camera


We, the undersigned, hope you will have mercy on Ms. Hilton and grant this important request in good faith.

Sincerely,