Send the A-Team to Fix Iraq
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Concerning: The War in Iraq, and solutions thereof.
Ignoring: Bullshit and spin about the victories we -aren't- hearing about.
Iraq is a clusterfuck, a decaying entanglement of chaos and horror. So far none of your previous methods have produced a satisfactory level of stability, and the world has grown weary of your excuses. A fair majority of your representative populations call for withdrawl, as victory no longer appears attainable. But, we need not dispair. There is still hope.
I humbly propose that, in order to resolve the crisis that has engulfed Iraq (heh, gulf, get it?), we send the most capable, cunning and courageous team of soldiers available. But not just any soldiers - soldiers of fortune.
I propose we send The A-Team to fix Iraq. They will have it in shape in thirty minutes (approximately 22 without commercials). This plan cannot fail. You know it in your heart to be true. And I sincerely pity the fool who would deny the effectiveness of such methods.
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