SFUO Impeachment
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WHEREAS Ted Horton was recently elected to the position of Vice President University Affairs of the SFUO;
And Whereas it has come to light he is devastatingly incompetent and unqualified for the post;
And whereas he is largely unqualified for any post, save for being a post;
And whereas it is probable that he will engage in at least one (1) sexual scandal bringing disrepute to the name of the SFUO;
BE IT RESOLVED THAT we, the undersigned, do petition for the impeachment of Ted Horton;
Be it further resolved that Ted be required to personally apologize to every student that voted for him;
Be it further resolved that Ted be forced to wear a silly hat.
And Whereas it has come to light he is devastatingly incompetent and unqualified for the post;
And whereas he is largely unqualified for any post, save for being a post;
And whereas it is probable that he will engage in at least one (1) sexual scandal bringing disrepute to the name of the SFUO;
BE IT RESOLVED THAT we, the undersigned, do petition for the impeachment of Ted Horton;
Be it further resolved that Ted be required to personally apologize to every student that voted for him;
Be it further resolved that Ted be forced to wear a silly hat.
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