Simona Halep Breast Reduction Prevention

Inhabitants of Earth, Today is a very hard time for mankind. We received very tragic news. Something that makes the holocaust look like child's play. Something much more horrifying than WW3. Today, Let it be known that the greatest travesty in the history of mankind happened. Rising tennis star Simona Halep has decided to have breast reduction surgery. Simona Halep is trying to deprive us of those voluptuous 34DD bust breast. For the sake of not just us but our children and our children's children. We must band together and prevent this injustice ever happening. hand in hand we will wade through these dark ages and we will come out successfull in maintaining world order by preventing Simona Halep destroy something as beautiful as the Garden of Eden.

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Goal

50 signatures

Goal: 50

Latest Signatures

17 December 2015

50. Jason Baird | Do you realize what your chest is doing for the sport?

14 December 2015

49. Randal S | I support this petition

2 November 2015

48. Kevin Mclaughlin | I support this petition

23 September 2015

47. A N | I support this petition

22 September 2015

46. Brian P | I support this petition

2 September 2015

45. Anonymous Raymond | I support this petition

2 September 2015

44. Keith W | I support this petition

31 August 2015

43. Jp Owen | FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO IT!

20 August 2015

42. Dee Rodriguez | I support this petition

30 July 2015

41. John Durkeephdp | Big Loss!

17 May 2015

40. Sebastian R | I support this petition

1 May 2015

39. Sergio G | I support this petition

29 April 2015

38. John M | Those boobs are special. Please don't do this, Simona.

25 April 2015

37. Shredmeister Barnett | NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!

19 April 2015

36. Mark L | yeah babeee

17 March 2015

35. Adam Nixon | I support this petition

1 March 2015

34. Anon Erickson | Please say it isn't so!

21 February 2015

33. David S | Don't do it!

19 January 2015

32. Kazuya Morris | plz don't end with my motivation!

27 December 2014

31. Matt S | ARRIVE. SAVE TITTIES. LEAVE.

24 December 2014

30. Derpy M | WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. DONT DO IT!!!

16 December 2014

29. Girugamesh Tucker | DO NOT WANT! Breast reduction surgery is evil!

29 November 2014

28. Rax G | OH LAWD

21 November 2014

27. Garatti A | dommage, lol

8 November 2014

26. Mark Blanchard | please keep em

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By: Etta Nolan

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Petition target:
United Nations