"The Anti-300 Petition Is Rediculous"

To whomever it may concern:

We, the undersigned, find the petition against the film "300", which is a work of fiction, which was based on a comic book by the same name, to be terrible. Not because it wastes people's valuable time or makes an issue out of nothing, as it surely does, but because the world, and the internet in particular, is full of enough drama already, and this is just rediculous. Persians: no one is suggesting that you're a race of horrible monster people that can barely handle 300 naked, greased-up pedarests. It's a movie. If you want to make a petition for every movie ever made, you guys better get to it, because you're way behind. If you want to get offended about something, how about the fact that close to 4000 of you are making you look like a race of self-important, holier-than-thou jerks by throwing a hissy fit over a film that was little more than an excuse to show guys getting stabbed.