The Archies deserve to be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!
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The Archies totally fucking rocked. Anyone with half a brain can see that, and any motherfucker that tells you they don't is lying to you. They will stick a knife in your ribs when you aren't looking, they will steal your wallet, and they will sing "Sugar Sugar" at full volume all the while.
Given the irrefutable truth of the above statement, why is it that the Archies have not been elected to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? The Beatles are in. The Rolling Stones are in. The Archies trumped all those assholes. They've been eligible for at least 35 years now, and still no election. Heck, they haven't even been nominated yet!
Is it because Archie blew out his septum doing all that coke? It was pretty obvious what "Get on the Line" was about. Was it the skin flick Veronica made in 1975? Was it all the kiddie porn found on Reggie's home computer or Jughead's years in the satanic cult? Because frankly, all that shit is Grade A rock star behavior.
No Archies, no Gorillaz. No Archies, no Eminem. No Archies, No Doubt.
Let's get these motherfuckers out of the halfway house and into the Hall of Fame's halfway house. Sign the petition and we'll get it to those pretentious rock journalists who hold the fate of the world in their dainty fingers.
This year's list was just announced. Still no Archies. What the fuck?
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Given the irrefutable truth of the above statement, why is it that the Archies have not been elected to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? The Beatles are in. The Rolling Stones are in. The Archies trumped all those assholes. They've been eligible for at least 35 years now, and still no election. Heck, they haven't even been nominated yet!
Is it because Archie blew out his septum doing all that coke? It was pretty obvious what "Get on the Line" was about. Was it the skin flick Veronica made in 1975? Was it all the kiddie porn found on Reggie's home computer or Jughead's years in the satanic cult? Because frankly, all that shit is Grade A rock star behavior.
No Archies, no Gorillaz. No Archies, no Eminem. No Archies, No Doubt.
Let's get these motherfuckers out of the halfway house and into the Hall of Fame's halfway house. Sign the petition and we'll get it to those pretentious rock journalists who hold the fate of the world in their dainty fingers.
This year's list was just announced. Still no Archies. What the fuck?
Vote early.
Vote often.
Vote Archies!
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