The Freudian Nightmare
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Dearest Afri,
There comes a time in every young person's life when it becomes imperative that they open their minds, bodies and souls to the opportunities which exist just outside the realm of their perspective. Our potential lives and indeed the world, like an oyster, have a hard shell-like exterior which when penetrated is wet and slippery on the inside and contains a beautiful pearl.
It is with this pearl in mind - and because we love non sequiturs - that we, the undersigned, humbly request from you a drawing of a giant anthropomorphic penis handing out candy to children. We think this would be funny. Please draw it.
Please accept our best wishes and thanks for your attention to this important request.
Slothites for the Advancement of Anthropomorphic Penises.
There comes a time in every young person's life when it becomes imperative that they open their minds, bodies and souls to the opportunities which exist just outside the realm of their perspective. Our potential lives and indeed the world, like an oyster, have a hard shell-like exterior which when penetrated is wet and slippery on the inside and contains a beautiful pearl.
It is with this pearl in mind - and because we love non sequiturs - that we, the undersigned, humbly request from you a drawing of a giant anthropomorphic penis handing out candy to children. We think this would be funny. Please draw it.
Please accept our best wishes and thanks for your attention to this important request.
Slothites for the Advancement of Anthropomorphic Penises.
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