The Get Rid Of Skyler

We are sincerely upset with you. You have retired from The Devils Aquarium staff (http://www.devilsaquarium.tk) You refuse to go to the single greatest website in the world, and you like the band Eighteen Visions. Eighteen Visions is the most whiny emo band that pretends to be cool I have ever seen. Also, you refuse to change the web address on our forum to www.devilsaquarium.tk. I will prove to the petition online community an example of how much of a weiner you truly are:
(M3SHUGG3N3H=Skyler/Piepants564=me)
piepants564 (9:29:34 PM): dude, do you want to hear the single funniest thing ever created?
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:29:40 PM): yes
piepants564 (9:30:04 PM): ill link you to it http://www.freewebs.com/devilsaquarium/God\%20Flex.wma
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:31:15 PM): im not downloading it
piepants564 (9:31:26 PM): what, why arent you downloading it, its .wma theres no way its a virus you idiot
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:31:49 PM): Ya I know
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:31:52 PM): but i dont feel like downloading it
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:31:54 PM): im too lasy
piepants564 (9:32:11 PM): im going to start a petition to boycot you
M3SHUGG3N3H (9:32:41 PM): i didnt even understand that sentence

We are severely disgusted with the actions of Skyler, and herby create a motion for him to be aborted.