The Petition To Have Zach Galifianakis Be Permanent Guest Host Of Saturday Night Live

We, the undersigned fans of comedy, do accept and believe that master comedic thespian Zach Galifianakis should be made permanent Guest Host Emiritus of the NBC show Saturday Night Live. After one performance that is, as of this writing, still going on, it is our belief that Mr. Galifianakis has given the performance of a lifetime, and that having any other guest, with the always possible exception of Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, John Goodman, Bill Murray, or the Reanimated Corpse of John Belushi With The Head Of Any Of The Previous Stars Mentioned Attatched To It (heretofor known as The Guest Host With Two Heads), or Amy Pohler With Tina Fey's Head Attatched To Her Body, and Jeff Goldblum. Vampire Weekend does not necessarily have to be the Musical Guest Emiritus, but Nickleback will be permanently barred from ever being the Musical Guest Host. We do find these truths to be self-evident and good for the nation's healing. Thank you.