3D is dead! Long live the adventure games!

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The past years, there has been an increase of games that require some sort of 3D feature. Seemingly, all "good" games needs a "frame per second" counter, violence, blood and in some cases sexually explicit content.

In the early to mid 90's, the prevalent game genre was known as Adventure. This featured a "quiet" gameplay, that heeded the use of your brain(s). And most also managed to give us a good laugh. These games featured classic animation in a 2D environment.

Today, we look at the concept art, and we see that it is awe-inspiring. And we remember when such art was part of the game. Where the background and art was as important as the game itself. Little did we know back then that these days would end. Today, after looking at a masterpiece, we're left with a stickman parody. A bareboned version that resembles the original art.. from 2000 feet that is. And we can blame it all on one thing. The 3D games.

This petition goes out to all the developers who try to re-invent the adventure gaming with "3D environment featuring jerky animation, hopeless hardware demands and pathetic voiceovers throwing one-liners that would make George W. Bush look like the most intelligent man in the world."

We want our games back! We're sick and tired of blood, violence and racers. If you aren't able to produce new games that have a good storyline, that doesn't force you to upgrade your hardware AGAIN or refrains from showing polygon "bodyparts" from splattering all over the screen, you should remake the old adventure games so that they run on current systems, then quit your dayjobs.
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300 signatures
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Latest Signatures
2 January 2016
300. Zackary Warreny | I support this petition
21 December 2015
299. Svein T | I love the general idea of this petition, and I love adventuregames =)
18 December 2015
298. Bob Barton | I miss the old kings quest and monkey island style games.
27 November 2015
297. Tobias S | I support this petition
24 November 2015
296. Joey B | The capability to make excellent adventure games in 3D is there.... but the truth is the majority of the human population is stupid and it is the majority audience which is targeted by most products. Perhaps is by some chance some company identified this
21 November 2015
295. Dean H | I support this petition
20 November 2015
294. Dane K | i rule bring it on
19 November 2015
293. Kim F | I support this petition
26 October 2015
292. Jean S | В
21 October 2015
291. Bahaahh Ortiz | get a life u dumb nerd!
16 July 2015
290. Mark C | I wholeheartedly agree.
14 July 2015
289. Barbro L | I want more good-old Sierra games!!
31 May 2015
288. Caleb N | i have a crappy computer, all these new games i cant play.
30 May 2015
287. Joseph Proctor | Hmm...well, I only somewhat agree to what is being said. There has been some excellent 3D adventure games, but also excellent 2D. Speaking of 2D, a new 2D scroller game came out for PS2 & Gamecube. its called Alien Hominid
19 May 2015
286. Espen Kerba | I am truly disappointed of the 3dfication of good old point and click adventure games.. 3d removes the magic.
16 May 2015
285. Howard M | Go to... http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
13 April 2015
284. Fargonien Mckee | I support this petition
13 April 2015
283. Matthew Shepard | IM NOT A BEAR
15 March 2015
282. Uagm Eaton | Point'n'click!
1 March 2015
281. Bob Perez | until games achieve the ability to caclulate every subatomic particle, their trajectory, vectors, and their effect on every other particle in a space of atleast 10miles by 10miles by 10miles, games will continue to require better and better hardware... If
27 February 2015
280. Tiffany Camacho | none
18 February 2015
279. Jenny Brooks | Bring back 2D games, maybe they weren't as "advanced" but you could see where you were going! No more racing/shooting, I've got money to spend here and it's not going on crap like that.
26 January 2015
278. Harald P | I've had my fair share of fun playing space quest and leisure suit larry
21 January 2015
277. Andreas L | I support this petition
9 January 2015
276. Abel Luna | I support this petition
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