Alanis Morissette to release The Bottom Line

Alanis Morissette is one of the best artists of our time. From her debut album, entitled Alanis, to her worldwide hit Jagged Little Pill, to the newest album Flavors of Entanglement, she has fans all over the globe, most of whom know of the Jagged Little Pill song "The Bottom Line" which has never, to our knowledge, been recorded. In fact, we have only ever heard a 10 second clip from a 2002 interview.
This song remains an enigma to us.
This petition is for all the Alanis Morissette fans, however hardcore or relaxed you are, to sign, to ask the great woman herself, to record and release The Bottom Line. Whether it gets released for a single, or her next album or even if she performs the song just once at a concert, her loyal fans will adore her, if possible, more than ever before.