Anti-Oil Wrestlin Coalition of North East Torrance, CA

Please sign this petition to one and for all abolish the heinous activity of oil wrestling. This age old gladiator sport is an abomination to all that is civilized, humane and flaccid in this world. Please, put down your lubriderm and join hands with me. Let us march into a new world together, a world free of indian burns, torn bikinis and unloved boners. Every year approx 250,000 baby seals are clubbed to death, so you see, we must stop the oil wrestling immediately. Thank you. Please sign the petition.

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By: Tessa Burgess

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Petition target:
George Bush JR. aka The President