Assholes Against Mothers Against Maddox
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This is a petition created by Estacia Conti, founder of Assholes Against Mothers Against Maddox (AAMAM) - http://www.razingeden.net/aamam. The self-righteous moral guide intended only to mislead parents and annoy anyone with enough brain power to see the holes in their arguments (http://mothersagainstmaddox.cjb) is run by a group of sick, feminist, prejudiced, arrogant, hateful, and presumably fat women by the name of Mothers Against Maddox. Their website is giving children the wrong ideas about life and the world in which we live in, showing them that everything is pastel-coloured and sparkly-happy, and that mommy and daddy will always be around to keep them out of trouble. The more support that MAM gains from parents, the more chance there is that George W. Bush will be re-elected, thereby destroying our planet faster than a soda can rolling down the highway.
The Mothers Against Maddox are extremely egotistical human beings and their self-righteousness grows as the number of parents that get lured into his site increase. By using "mature arguments for the morality of our offspring", they trick mothers into believing their hateful, biased opinions about people, the world, and aspects of life that conflict with anything they've ever been taught in their miserable cubicle-filled existences.
I discovered their website thanks to a link that Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com) posted in a recent article. I was shocked to find out that parents actually believed this bullshit reveals the real reason why their children are robbing liquor stores, flunking out of school, and having promiscuous premarital sex. Ever since their site began, I'm horrified to think that some parents may have disassociated themselves so completely from the reality of their lack of parenting skills, that they have to blame a completely unrelated third party for their own shortcomings. I no longer allow my mother out of the kitchen, because I do not want her to view such trash on the web, that promotes hate, women's rights, violence, and bad-attitude.
To see more examples of completely inane content on Mothers Against Maddox's website, visit http://www.razingeden.net/aamam. MAM is directly related to accidental shootings of Mountain Dew out of one's nasal cavity, due to the hilarious depth that a stick has been firmly thrusted into their anus.
Stop MAM from misleading anymore women and promoting hate/violence on the internet! Every signature this petition receives shows them just how hard we're laughing at them. Help Assholes Against Mothers Against Maddox win this fight, sign our petition!
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