Bring MESSI TO BRENTFORD FC!!

This is a personal plea to Lionel Messi, Having won every club trophy and personal accolade there is to win, it is time for a new challenge. Help a club with a proud history and a loyal fan base to its rightful position of being in the Premier league. Brenford Football club has an outstanding history(similar to that of Barcelona), coming to this club we will shower you with the affection you deserve and you will be able to help a club fulfill its destiny. Griffin Park has a great atmosphere where it will allow you to play the excellant football you play. In terms of your country, they will not overlook you simply because you will not play in the lower leagues, in fact they will value you more as they will see what affect you will have on the team. If you are worried about relocation, do not worry! The area is home to some days of sunshine, friendly people and fine food(flamin grill do a mean kebab!). You will be playing with other outstanding talents and characters of the game, including o'conner! Simpson! Alexander! and Bean! Alongside the players you will be managed by the brightest and most innovative manager of the english game, a MR Andy Scott. I will finish this by saying, come to your spiritual home Messi, come home.