David LaForce for Lorenzo Tanzi's Godfather

We, the undersigned, do solemnly decree our wish, want, and desire for the Godfather of Lorenzo Tanzi, born March 18, 2011, to be David LaForce, Jedi Master and Grandmaster of the Soul Train.

David LaForce is, as his name states, a LaForce to be Reckoned With. He has single-handedly made Marco to be the man he is today through a series of humiliating and fiendishly devised series of challenges and tests. Marco has come through stronger each time, albeit with less hair on his head.

David LaForce is a certified electrician and gave the commencement address at the 2007 University of Jamaica Medical School graduation. David has killed at least three men and half a dozen wolverines during his stint as a Charlie's Angel. David was The Most Interesting Man in the World until he decided the title was too restrictive to his career as a juggling acrobat.

David LaForce is the clear choice for the 2011 Tanzi G-Father. He is Snoop Dogg and Axe Body Spray Parent of the Year for the last six years.

We want David LaForce to be a permanent mark of the life of young Lorenzo.