Dihydrogen Monoxide Infecting Our World

There is a serious problem, one that is gaining weight and is bordering on catastrophic, on our Earth today, that a frighteningly small number of people have any idea it even exists. It is, by a wide margin, the best kept corporate secret to date. This terrible thing of which I speak is a chemical named Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is a chemical that is employed by large-scale manufacturers of 90\%+ of all the consumables in the entire world. Styrofoam and plastics and other materials used for containers, paints of all sorts, nuclear power facilities, cleaning products of all sorts, it is used in cooling systems, crop fertilizers, pesticides, and the list goes on and on. The reason it is used so expansively is because it is a very adaptable chemical, and cheap to produce, collect, dispose of, etc. That is well and good, a legitimate business practice, but what makes the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide bad is that companies are steadily increasing its use, and have been for some time, raising the level of exposure to a level far beyond the natural and normal amount that we as humans would usually have. Dihydrogen Monoxide is put into all these products, and it doesn't come out. It fills our lakes, rivers, and resevoirs, and we drink it in through our taps at home. We ingest it when we eat fruits and vegetables, it's even in the spray that stores use in their produce sections to ward off insects. It gets into our meats when we cook, because it is present in many of our ingredients. Dihydrogen Monoxide has always been present in our environment, it is a naturally occuring chemical, but companies use it extensively, and it gets into our children, our elderly, our youth, our adults, our skin, our blood, our bodies. The extreme consumption of it, a common event in today's Consumable world, causes excessive urination, excessive perspiration, and excessive salivation. At such high levels of consumption, dehydration is a dangerous and eminent condition, and this can easily take one's life. It acts as a powerful diuretic, causing massive flushing of the bodily fluids, taking away necessary nutrients from the body. It can cause a bloated feeling and stomach cramps. Dihydrogen Monoxide is an extremely powerful chemical, and while a certain level of it is necessary to life, that is a natural level of exposure. At the level our people are currently used to, lowering it back to a more natural level without the proper procedures would cause withdrawal symptons--headaches, tiredness, and nausea, and eventually death, like the worst of narcotic addictions. Please help to phase out and stop the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide, and start the use of more exclusive chemicals for the many and varied products that Dihydrogen Monoxide is unnaturally added to.