Don't Let Ferris Leave!
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If you haven't heard, today is Ferris Lewald's last day with the company. This is an outrage.
The goal of this petition is to keep Ferris Lewald with the company. Give him whatever he wants, give him ten raises of a million dollars each, give him ultimate authority over whatever he wants. If Ferris leaves the company, we will surely fall.
He is the man that gets stuff done. When everyone else on the fourth floor is sitting on their hands doing nothing, Ferris comes to the rescue with quickness the likes of which has never before been seen. We need Ferris. So give Ferris whatever he needs.
The goal of this petition is to keep Ferris Lewald with the company. Give him whatever he wants, give him ten raises of a million dollars each, give him ultimate authority over whatever he wants. If Ferris leaves the company, we will surely fall.
He is the man that gets stuff done. When everyone else on the fourth floor is sitting on their hands doing nothing, Ferris comes to the rescue with quickness the likes of which has never before been seen. We need Ferris. So give Ferris whatever he needs.
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