End Discrimination in Nintendo
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We the undersigned wholeheartedly believe that what you are doing is discriminatory against an entire race of US and Japanese citizens. In your upcoming game Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii, it has come under our attention that there are no characters of African descent. While both Ganondorf and Meta Knight appear to sport dark skin, we do not believe this has anything to do with their race. Under the United State's Affirmative Action or the British Positive Discrimination, we believe that at least one character that must be added to your roster must be black. It is with this that we make the request for Samuel L. Jackson to be included in your all star cast of fighters. Mr. Jackson should be an easy choice as a counter-character to Solid Snake. He is another human that uses modern weaponry and is very efficient in combat. As shown in his upcoming #1 hit film Snakes on a Plane, we can already imagine that what kind of epic battles will take place between Snake and Jackson. Not only will he be an amazing character to use, he will also bring thousands of new "Brawlers" to Super Smash Brothers. Samuel L. Jackson is both iconic in American culture as well as on the internet due the aforementioned film Snakes on a Plane. While we understand that you people of Nintendo have firmly rooted yourselves as a family friendly company, please understand that Samuel L. Jackson's violent nature would be the perfect way to lay waste to the idea that Nintendo is too childish for American audiences. Just once if Mr. Jackson utters the phrase "Muthafucka", your customers will know that they have made a worthy purchase and would gladly include it into their ever growing Nintendo collection.
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